Things noobs say to you ...

Not quite related with Envato or freelancing, but still… A neighbor that I barely know (don’t even know the name ) stops me and starts chatting with me… And then:
Neighbor: What do you study?
Me: Faculty of Electronic Engineering (note: although I study IT, this is the actual name of my faculty)
Neighbor: Oh, great! So you can come and fix my Facebook then! Let’s go to do it now!
Me: facepalm

urbazon said
Not quite related with Envato or freelancing, but still… A neighbor that I barely know (don’t even know the name ) stops me and starts chatting with me… And then:
Neighbor: What do you study?
Me: Faculty of Electronic Engineering (note: although I study IT, this is the actual name of my faculty)
Neighbor: Oh, great! So you can come and fix my Facebook then! Let’s go to do it now!
Me: facepalm

I have one almost as good :)) My boyfriend is a computer programmer (C#, heavy stuff like that). In our building were living only old and very old people, with minimum to no experience with computers. One of the sweet old ladies heard about my boyfriend’s skills and came knocking to our door: “Son, I heard you are a programmer, would you please come and program my TV, I don’t know what’s wrong with it!”. Best part: he went and “programmed” the darn thing – that meaning he set up the TV programs in a certain order :)))

Pmsl@girlscacode

@SportTipsWorld what the hell are those shortcuts are you using?

“I have a 10 dollar bill with your name right here if you just do …. ” and then comes a list with about 20 item modifications.

I also adore the “you have to put this feature in, you’ll get more sales”

bitfade said
what’s the password of the rar file ?

best one yet :))))))

Purchases an HTML template:

“Where is the backend for the blog pages?”

wickedpixel said
@SportTipsWorld what the hell are those shortcuts are you using?

As the stud said to the porn star, come again ?

“Pmsl” & “Fpmsl”

Does it run on the iPad?